Well, it's only Amish sharks that never get cancer.

As I said yesterday:

Because she was an ass about it. She was rude to the server as were her friends. If she'd been polite then fair enough it would be mean to laugh, but she wasn't.

"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?"

I'm no fan of PETA (oh, the hypocrisy...) buuuuut I'm going to have to side with them on this one.

littering and

I was just about to ask the same thing. How awesome would it be to hear "Please make Immelman when safe"

Dey puts da square meats on a round bun! Dat's one of them there signs of the ah-pickle-lips!

I didn't enter this in the original, because it's really not my story to tell, but it was the single grossest experience of my life. And I deal with explosive bottom kittens and cats.

My brother likely has a cow's protein intolerance. I know this because my daughter does too and his symptoms match hers exactly. My…

I found out you can turn your phone into an old school gaming console.

This review on Amazon is my favorite:

The mother who said this toy ruined her family's Christmas needs to get fucking ebola. And get better, fine. Fine, I'm horrible, not ebola, but she needs a good scare to teach her what it means to have your Christmas ruined. Freakin parasite. Yooohhhhooo I don't feel better after typing this. I'm still angry at her,…

People like her should NOT be allowed to drive. Period.

ok hold the fucking phone

this has to be photoshopped

Duracell kicked in, yo!

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it.

I'm confused. Parents are reviled because they don't discipline their kids. They're reviled if they punish them. (You can't spank them!)

This is why most folks call what the TSA does "Security Theater". Pretty much the only effective security change since 9/11 was reinforced cockpit doors, everything else is just theater.