If the book doesn’t sell then it’ll get cancelled. Marvel isn’t a charity and profit margins in the comics industry are razor thin. It can’t afford to publish books if nobody buys them regardless of the sexuality of its characters

Embezzling, violating the constitution, using the office of a regulatory agency to deregulate a company he worked for.

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

“Why do white people want to use the word so bad?”

University officials were going to mention the benching to Rick Pitino, but they feared he’d table it.

Uhhh, I think folks are taking CinemaSins a little too seriously. They don’t even take themselves that seriously.

Hint: The machine works just fine, they just don’t want to mess around with cleaning it.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Not really. Pierce probably doesn’t have enough money to make it worth the lawyer going after.

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

Unfortunately this is par for the course.

Pluto not being a planet anymore. Fuck that shit.

I would give Disney so much props if Rey joined Kylo and Luke had to kill them both. That would honestly be amazing.

She’s a fellow “go wait in the car” child.

Respectfully, I think there is a big difference between private citizens planning a protest and the government using valuable time and resources engaging in a stunt in order to score political points.

So if I’m at an event and Pence is there, all I have to do to get him to leave is to kneel? Shouldn’t this be on Lifehacker?

Of all the stupid things Fox Sports brass has done with FS1, the misuse (non-use?) of Nolan ranks high up there. Here’s a television personality who ran a show out of a converted supply closet and racked up a loyal audience and critical acclaim, and you basically tell her to disappear? It’s inexplicable.

She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

“Actually, Whatever You Like Is Bad” — Essentially the logical endpoint of these articles

I don’t think I would get along with you..