yeah, this is just a really gross take. elon musk sucks, we all agree. but he doesn’t suck because he’s chubby and pale. the pale one I take personally, because I am very pale myself and my whole life I’ve had people telling me what I should do to “fix” that. but there’s nothing wrong with my complexion. to see the…

Ah, body shaming I see. But I guess that’s ok if it’s a male.

Do better Jezebel! 

wait so we say body positivity, but also body shame elon musk? seems the entire article is saying “ew, he has a weird torso”. a bit of a double standard no, jezebel?

Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

“Temporarily assigned to Sandwich Oven Duty.”

The barista should have been put on paid administrative leave pending an investigation.

Gotta give props to dude for having the balls to call u up and open a dialogue. 

Was Charlie’s Angels ever really for women though? I thought the whole point was that it was super male gazey. (This is a genuine question; I’m too young to have seen the show.)

I've got MS, so I'm super appreciative of this.  But I also feel a little bad because I 100% thought that was a gif of Cary Elwes.

Are there legal ramifications from this? You have an agreement and they are not living up to it.

Drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy. This is the kind of scoop I come to Deadspin for.

“In the building” is also a pretty solid summary of my average day at work.

THEN HOW COME THEIR SEX IS COLD AND PERFUNCTORY?!!!

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

How many lives did he ruin? Great, you dropped cases or vacated convictions, but the victims are already scarred, jobs lost or never got, children taken away from their parents, victims having to spend even a minute in jail .

It’s also a brilliant final moment of levity before everything goes to hell in the last episode.   

Keep up the good fight my friend.

We. We? We were almost spared? Maybe you should speak for yourself.

That scene was at night,so doubt the Hawkins Public Library was open at the time.

This is in regular rotation on my iTunes playlists, just to annoy my wife, mainly.