yeah, this is just a really gross take. elon musk sucks, we all agree. but he doesn’t suck because he’s chubby and pale. the pale one I take personally, because I am very pale myself and my whole life I’ve had people telling me what I should do to “fix” that. but there’s nothing wrong with my complexion. to see the…

Ah, body shaming I see. But I guess that’s ok if it’s a male.

Do better Jezebel! 

wait so we say body positivity, but also body shame elon musk? seems the entire article is saying “ew, he has a weird torso”. a bit of a double standard no, jezebel?

In 2017, Johnson took the numerous story possibilities left for him by J.J. Abrams’ The Force Awakens and turned it into The Last Jedi, a film that defied expectations in ways Star Wars movies used to.

There were problems with TLJ. But it tried to do something new. 

If they don’t have Elizabeth Olsen channeling Full House for that decade’s sitcom, that is a complete waste of a useless but hilarious meta.  It’s even an ABC show.

I am not a Hollywood bigwig or film producer or any kind, but couldn’t you make a new film about tornado chasers and meteorologists? Is Twister such a cultural touchstone that a new film would need that name recognition and association?

This guy was absolutely wrong and deserved to be fired.

FOX: “Hannity, you’re supposed to have 15 pieces of flair!”

Knowing Frank....he would probably have Hannity eat it.

I think we would not be amazed at how fast departments would act if Disney announced it would be suing any departments with officers caught on camera with this shit on their uniforms or equipment after say July 1. 

I had this same thought. If I were to paint Mickey Mouse on the side of my business vehicle, Disney’s lawyers would issue a cease and desist letter so fast it would make my head spin.  

Why does this website refuse to delve into the plot and canon related reasons why a considerable amount of people strongly dislike The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker?

Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

“Production has officially halted on James Cameron’s Avatar sequels in light of the covid-19 virus.”

I hear you! I am so put off by watching sunsets. You need to buy the book about ‘Our Sun’, watch COSMOS, Study orbital mechanics at a university, and take at least one astronomy course before you can even understand what the hell is going on! Truly annoying.

You don’t need to do anything. Watching and reading extra materials gives extra context, but you don’t need that extra context to enjoy what The Mandalorian or Star Wars for that matter.

“Darth Maul, back on his bullshit...”

“Temporarily assigned to Sandwich Oven Duty.”