I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

“It was a sloppy, messy, nasty affair.”

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

I’ll never judge blacking out and cursing at cops, but if you know that’s a possibility, leave the damn weed at home

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

This is the worst thing to happen to Atlanta involving a Sherman in a long time.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

You should see my toilet. 🌮🌮🌮

But...it is nothing. She’s made a mountain out of a molehill. Hell, I’ve had worse banter than this with the females in my office, and THEY started it. No, this is someone being super touchy and looking for an excuse. The guy apologized, and she still went off on a tirade. I’m not defending apple, or their employees,…

I seriously can’t tell if this article is satire. The woman “Danielle” sounds like a complete narcissist who absolutely refuses to accept a sincere apology multiple times, climbs leaps and bounds above the chain of command to the CEO of the company, gets a month paid leave, and comes back expecting what exactly? Did…

Gunning straight for that HR settlement no doubt. I read it more as a pop culture reference joke than a rape joke.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

This may generate some reasonable commentary.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

To which Aikman replied: “Will you shut up and come back to bed?”