“Why do white people want to use the word so bad?”

University officials were going to mention the benching to Rick Pitino, but they feared he’d table it.

Uhhh, I think folks are taking CinemaSins a little too seriously. They don’t even take themselves that seriously.

Hint: The machine works just fine, they just don’t want to mess around with cleaning it.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Not really. Pierce probably doesn’t have enough money to make it worth the lawyer going after.

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

Unfortunately this is par for the course.

She’s a fellow “go wait in the car” child.

Respectfully, I think there is a big difference between private citizens planning a protest and the government using valuable time and resources engaging in a stunt in order to score political points.

So if I’m at an event and Pence is there, all I have to do to get him to leave is to kneel? Shouldn’t this be on Lifehacker?

Of all the stupid things Fox Sports brass has done with FS1, the misuse (non-use?) of Nolan ranks high up there. Here’s a television personality who ran a show out of a converted supply closet and racked up a loyal audience and critical acclaim, and you basically tell her to disappear? It’s inexplicable.

She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

Hey, I’m a sophisticated New York fancy pants type and even I’d watch the SHIT out of a burning tire.

After the camera stopped rolling, Bevin turned to his boss and asked, “How was that? Was it just as you wanted?”

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

I want to see the LT vs. Goldy football game next.

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

The irony of President Trump and his ilk being able to spout of whatever bullshit they like with zero consequence because they’re just “tellin it like it is” while literally anyone that says anything against them has to apologize and grovel for fear of an angry backlash from mouth-breathing morons is... well, I don’t…