$5 says he’s ‘pro-life’ too.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

I believe their stance is that there is nothing to celebrate about this debacle, and that they do want to work in a bipartisan way to correct flaws in the ACA. Cheering just makes them look divisive and vindictive. Something like that.

Wait, what? His first wife had a more difficult time than he did physically? Yeah, she had a bad car accident, but got superb medical care. McCain was starved and tortured daily for years. I’m not sure you grasp the concept of torture.

THEN THE NIGHT KING RAISES THE DEAD DRAGON

Racism? At an Indians game?

Who’s down for an ice cream truck depot heist?

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

Robe One?

Look me straight in the eye and tell me Tyrion is not at least a tiny bit black.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

All they can say is that their tarp is pretty plain

I think he has some form of dementia. If you compare interviews he’s done in the past his vocabulary was larger and there was way less word soup. There is something physically wrong with him. It doesn’t excuse his attitude toward women.

joyless football robot

How many athletes and their families have to prostrate themselves at the altar of amateurism before the NCAA and their useful idiots and fans change the rules?

In order to volunteer at any of the schools in our school district, you have to fill out an application which includes permission for them to do a background check. I am of the hope that ‘former serial killer’ would preclude someone from volunteering.

I can’t help but wonder how Lavar Ball might be seen differently if he were white and his kids played a sport in which they were less visible, like say, baseball. Would he be perceived in a more favorable light by the mostly white press that questions his character at every turn? 

I would like to humbly suggest that “pushing one’s kids to excel” and “deciding before they are born that they must fulfill your own thwarted ambitions and micromanaging their lives toward that goal from birth onward” are not the same thing but are in fact quite different things.

My excuse for everything from now on:

The only time my parents ever gave me a ride to school was during the DC area sniper drama, but even then I could tell they were weighing the odds of their only son getting gunned down as he stood at the bus stop.