Back in my last year of college (2003), I was driving a 1991 Mercury Sable. Don’t judge. Anyway, I’d just had the break pads replaced before leaving to go back to school. One day few weeks into the semester, my breaks started failing. Not completely, but I was having to jam them down all the way to make the car stop.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who initially thought this story would be about Chip Kelly being rude to some boy scouts.

“Last thing I remember, they were taking me up in their ship. When I woke up at home, I had a new beard.”

Ugh. Aside from how objectively terrible this whole situation is, watching someone like her—who always seems so confident and in control—break down was jarring.

ESPN sucks.

The edgy cynicism in most of these comments is so sharp I might cut myself.

Please tell me I’m not the only person who immediately thought of this.

Right there with you.

What’s even more frustrating is I’m not sure what we (‘we’ being the general public who exhibits basic human empathy) can do. Sony’s already had their reputation dragged through the mud and then some.

For them to do something this disgusting and public, it’s like they don’t care at all about the backlash it will cause.

After listening to her podcast, I completely agree. She’s even funnier when the FCC doesn’t have to be involved.

Still a better deal than the table he used at Porcini got.

Somewhere, a former University of Tennessee trainer named Jamie is enjoying the heck out of this.

I don’t believe O.J. did—I think it was his son. The kid’s alibi doesn’t hold up, he had a history of violence, suffered from mental illness, and was mad at Nicole Brown Simpson for not coming to his restaurant when she said she would. He also kept a large set of knives with him (for cooking) in his car.

Or not.

Totally get what you’re saying. I thought I’d miss Steve Rogers as Cap more, but Spencer’s version with Sam Wilson has been great.

Also, I really like Rogers in his new role as a commander behind the scenes who occasionally goes out into the field.

Still not the best work he’s done responding to critics.

Ever sat next to someone eating a bag of Doritos? It actually works

It looks like an episode of Community, but it has to be an outtake...or maybe it was an actual scene that aired and I just passed out.

As a GWP hopeful, I often have to remind myself that instead of raging against obvious/disgusting injustice, the best thing I can do sometimes is listen.

Listen to people who have to deal with crap on a daily that I can’t possibly understand. Listen to people reacting to things that I don’t ever see or experience…

This is the question I’m dying to know. I haven’t dug into the case completely, but evidence seems to point to this being pretty clear cut. Are the people supporting him claiming some type of crazy conspiracy, or do they actually think he should be able to rape women without consequence?

Now, Squirrel Girl is a comic that always delivers a heavy dose of humor. In particular, one bolded part of Mrs. Green’s dialogue stick out: “and legally”. It could be that this page is North having fun with the persistent rumors that Marvel Comics is de-emphasizing and altering some of its characters to spite some of…

The fact that Thayer Evans broke this story somehow just makes it worse.