That...was a damn good and thorough explanation.

Really hope this case goes to trial just for that reason.

The other couple’s server brought the wife her dessert and the first thing the man did was complain because they left him out. She shrugged and walked away. When the wife went to eat her dessert, he ordered her to give it to him. And he ate it.

Ugh. Ending to that story ruined my day.

- “There’s a war on boys.”

- “After you engage in a little horizontal hula, make him a sandwich. That’s not called the 1950s! That’s called kindness!”

...and now this. Ms. Tantaros is working overtime on her babydoll persona.

Wish I had a beard that looked that good.

After doing my cuts and watching them, I realized that the [Star Wars prequels] were actually pretty good before my edits.

And yet somehow, like every horrific/dumbass thing he says or does, this will give him a small bump in the polls.

Not so cute now, is it?

(...aww who am I kidding, it’s still adorable.)

Dinklage is an amazing actor, but he could never pull of being as painfully uncool as Billy Mitchell.

Missed opportunity for the perfect villain.

“Here’s the original video for reference.”

Good, because I, uh...totally didn’t have this on a couple Youtube playlists already...

Still the greatest. Guy’s own shirt can’t even cover him.

"There were no truthers back in the 20^th century"

Some of us have been patiently waiting for Andy Kaufman and Tupac for quite a while, good sir...and for what promises to be the most mind blowing Saturday Night Live broadcast ever.

The toilet paper baskets are not unique to Russia. They can also be found in Greece...and if you ignore and/or forget about the whole "not flushing toilet paper" thing, the results can be surprisingly catastrophic.

...so why not release the tapes like the OSU student newspaper did when a player tried to backtrack on an interview with them once

http://thelantern.com/2011/05/audio-…

Sure if a student newspaper can do that, SI can as well.

So if you guys have the tapes...than why not release them like the OSU student newspaper did when one of their sources tried to back track? That would probably kill a lot of the second guessing you guys have experienced over the last couple of weeks.

Guy deserves every bad thing that happens to him, including this. Here's a quick reminder of why he's such a douche bag in case you had forgotten.

You forgot "rogue comma," like the one in the headline