What's really funny is that by saying that, you show that you don't remember a past. Specifically, the one of this website. Less than a year ago.

Ha indeed. Little do they know. Have a '39 Buick in 1024x681.

The plans of leaf springs to murder are more nefarious. Nefarious enough to make you do the work yourself.

Touche. Here, have some nose candy.

You should know by now not to encourage me.

Cocaine keeps fallin' on my head

If you wanna go south, you've gotta dump it out, cocaine

I also left out your crystal healing shrine.

I was operating this whole time on the assumption you were a Poughkeepsie librarian, ethnic organic foods counselor, part-time radical vegan poetry scribe, feminist urban studies aficionado and former organizer for The People's Party. A 58 year old woman with grey hair in a bun and long bangs dangling almost to her…

You can't fool me. There's no possible way you're conservative at all or even the tiniest bit rednecky. Nope.

It's usually quite hard to cause burns of that magnitude with LEDs.

It's traditional to loot when power failures happen, but what in hell do you loot at a stadium? The concessions?

Funny, last time I started watching Aussie rules, I didn't see any spiders. Do they bring them out after halftime? Aw, man, this changes everything!

The shadows falling on the forehead of one of the little girls in the ad made her look like a Klingon. Also, it's a good thing (I guess?) Jeep has traveled so far from its military heritage, otherwise the soldiers wouldn't have the same sense of relief on homecoming, getting into something not even close to a Humvee.

But what are its contributions to astronomy? If it's not at least a good duellist, it doesn't have my respect.

THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE

I found a cute car that's really angry about something. Say hello to the Hungarian Balaton.

Found it, I think. A Siata, more specifically probably a Zaina coupe.

I don't know, man. I tried and tried to find it, but no luck. It looks like a Cisitalia with dwarfism.