My Landy at least has half-doors most of the time. Dat metal dash. I'm never sure to be grateful or pissy that it's just barely required to have seat belts.

Muskrat Love is a classic that will outlast the ages. Mainly because when I end civilization I'll preserve it for my own evil purposes.

The will come a day when the woman red of hair but holding iron will cast down the work of the man who once only sold two wheels at a time. Ah, but it stands to benefit him, as the war is not a real one. In the faraway land once of Lisbon, blessed in its great city by the sight of a great man standing above.

It's a brilliantly engineered answer to a question nobody was asking. Except him, I guess.

It's the front page. People will agree with you. Misery for all.

Elementary particle physics should tell you that for a given amount of traffic (as measured by number of cars in a given time: mass over time), the faster all cars involved are going on average, the wider the spaces in between (comparable to pressure of a compressible fluid). Granted, kinetic energy reduction required…

Two points: (1) The grille and rear could do with more chrome. It's a Lincoln staple, so just a dash of edging rear and partial "baleen" or Rolls columnish fill in the front would make it look more like it belonged.

There isn't anything directly funny about a Red Flag that pops out, other than its name. I wanted to go a step beyond "Showing up to a Communist party in a limo is a ... Red Flag" or similar. Glad you liked it.

Maybe Bugs...

You normally either go to the character map and copy from there, or google appropriately and shamelessly copy/paste.

Tell your family your beer delivery had you...

There's covering nudes with foliage to make an art/porn distinction, and then there's just being silly.

I initially posted just one, then within seconds thought "Why stop there?" Some are weaker than I'd like, but I had fun.

Ignore, idiot RamblinRover became confused about something.

I read the article, but suffered from brain funk having been trained from long habit to read "_DM" as "__ Domestic Market", and having actually, I'm pretty sure, seen it used as shorthand for European Domestic Market (technically an oxymoron and misnomer, but who cares). Paradoxically, I quite like some electronic…

And before even reading your byline, I picked up "Morgan Freeman" on scan and then, of course, proceeded to suffer from Freemanic Paracusia in the actual act. Curse the man.

Forgive me for not bothering to pay attention to the nationalities of Euro tuner houses and making an honest mistake due to not actually caring. Also, who the fuck actually mixes up "Deutsch" and "Dutch"? Besides segments of the 19th century US, I mean.

It doesn't transform, though, aside from the pontoons and such. Not nearly impractical enough.

You have to be really careful announcing your support of famous Japan/Germany collaborations. People get the wrong idea.

Possibly because for the most part, Chevy still believes in square design elements and turning 2 and 3 box designs into eleventy-box ones, while the SSR was a break from that with some styling panache and horsepower.