I am a durr; yes, discontinued. My point, though, was that mono-body (i.e. non-separated, limited-use bed) SUVs have been shown to sell, which presses support for the thesis that people who don't need a real pickup truck and have not convinced themselves that they do, either, can still be encouraged to buy something…

As absolutely wretched as this is, the puns write themselves.

So what you're saying is that with the right marketing we can get rednecks *and* hipsters/subaru yuppies buying these?

El Caminos were popular for a very long time in the South and old ones still are. Sales flagging due to staleness, economy, an odd size bracket, and a discontinued platform are arguably better reasons for their disappearance than no market existing. Seeing how well the GMC Avalanche and the Honda Ridgeline are…

Those too. I have many terrible tastes in clothing, but somehow can't go without.

Africans?! In my car?!

Always good to get the hood open and blast out the works.

You wouldn't want me. Our kid would make typos in their joke posts and fail to correct them in time. Bad genes.

Well, yes, it *is* spelled Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

I'll be honest, I was gunning for COTD more with my Dr. Phil thing. I just did this because I couldn't half-ass a goofy idea.

The replica would be a fun body to take as a starting point and modify extensively. Say, into a longer wheelbase. The lines have always been extremely clean.

I just misread "complemented" as "implemented/implanted" and now can only think of a cyber-convertible roaming the streets offering advice.

I expanded it. Significantly.

(10)The car has since been modified and gets all of three stars! Not so bad, right?

...a test of it as a baby-hauler and fire and pornography

Then I have done my job.

To be fair, I wouldn't mind having the MIB's "old busted", even sans modifications.

Can I have a weekend pass to your universe? I think this one's broken; our Joe Biden is just dumb.

"Well, that's Life Law number 1: You get it or you don't. Some people don't feel like they need anything beyond the standards that everybody likes, and is that really so hard to understand? Being bitter just because other people have a classic that's maybe a little pricey for what it is, well, you're just locking…

Mustang. Yes, can be more cheap on some counts, but I don't like the feel of a lot of things with the Camaro including engine response, and the bulk and wretched sight lines are a negative.