I guess he wanted a "conversation" and not trolling. Who'da thunk it?

I suspect that it was Cobalt alloyed with Turbonium. Regardless, AAAAAAAA

As an addendum, and keeping carefully on track with any leads to those responsible, further sentiment on Jennytive linguistics needs to be reigned in. There's no sense falling off the wagon. I can only hope if the charges are false, the cops will be shoed out the door for constructing a mare's nest.

It's important to keep in mind that the mules are, in fact, the valid two-part precedent, coming as they do in advance of any wheeling about on the topic. Anything else would be putting the cart before the horse. However, any reference to horse-power is speciesous argument at best.

Not true, if you've had your few extremely recently. If there's booze still in one's stomach it can rise; if you're still buzzing from drinking much earlier, then you're correct. It's worth remembering, though, that in quite a few jurisdictions the refusal to take the test carries the same legal weight as taking it…

Per T. Keith, 2003, beer for horses is permitted in any context permitting whiskey for men, c.f. raising up one's glasses against evil forces or as a summatory act following negating action against "gangsters doing dirty deeds". The crux of the matter then becomes not only whether mules are entitled to all the same…

The creator of this E-Type sees nothing wrong, I'm sure, and probably extends a 454-powered bro-fist.

Is Ren short for Renfield?

I'm kind of thinking the "How To Pitch Workshop" sign in the background has to do with teaching people shop skills to make things. My best guess is it retains the wheels as much so you can pick up the front end to move it around as anything else, being a mobile art project.

Yep. "Seen it on the Mythbusters" probably implies that to his current state of mind "you can't cheat the test" was equal to "you can't pass the test if you've been drinking at all". He may have been under the impression that the "not really that drunk" threshold evidenced by those on the show blowing positive implied…

Still pales in compro with some other rods, because no bench seat. Poon with those steel buckets isn't as gnarly. And WTF is up with not using the Chev grill and lights?

Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain... thus causing suction due to the Bernoulli effect.

Well, you see, Houston is surrounded by Texas, but there is a certain level of argument that the ancient territorial rights of the State of Mad be respected and that Houston should be returned to the ownership of Florida proper as an exclave thereof. Similar to Germany's town of Buesingen in Switzerland, only more…

The only way to hear the lyrcis to Jessica is to listen to it about 34 times in succession. They're different for everybody, mine tell me to kill people and hide them in the basement.

Aye, Colin, 'ow's the blacktop aboot the surth bend? Clag and owt today? Gorn try and haddaway roond the twisty up fast like and hoy the carr aboot the odder one. Hoom ways gettin the reet way roond, and y'kin warms the toyres slidin' back fer nummer two. Could'n be a queek lap if'n ye reelise the reet o' slippin it.…

I once saw a set of drum brakes on a car, something like a Skylark that, as drum brakes will, looked perfectly all right from the outside. The jingling sounds and bits of metal kind of put the lie to that, and drums-off, it turned out that out of the ~5-6 springs per side, one or two were intact. The automatic…

It *is* a sentence. Delete all the prevaricating clauses, and you have "Florida sucks".

GEE BUGS THAT SAW ISN'T A SEWING MACHINE LOL

Compromise: Conduct all communications in English set in Korean hangul. It's phonetic and makes characters for each syllable from smaller "letters", so space economy still rules, but without needing to memorize characters.

I prefer the Mark III Travel Machine. New enough to no longer require static energy fed through the base, but has cleaner lines.