Moral of this story. Don't have sex with a Fomorian.

And now, class, we will attempt to diagram Mr. Ash78's sentence. Only 5 out of 20 points will be awarded for identifying the subject correctly, but extra credit may be given for insertion of semi-colons where they would divide the many, many clauses for best effect.

I hear and obey.

A fine mustard... for me to Dijon!

I'm inclined to grumble about being unable to change my display name to "fellow commenters" to sow confusion and dissent.

The only thing that would make the risk pale in comparison would be a charge location near gas pumps. Oh, wait, that's been done.

Aye, Colin, 'ow's the blacktop aboot the surth bend? Clag and owt today? Gorn try and haddaway roond the twisty up fast like and hoy the carr aboot the odder one. Hoom ways gettin the reet way roond, and y'kin warms the toyres slidin' back fer nummer two. Could'n be a queek lap if'n ye reelise the reet o' slippin it.…

He weren't not raised by a Geordie mar as a bairn, noo.

"Spirited approach, then, check the gauge pressure, Lionel, there's a good chap."

Sedan or Sedanette models plainly required for an excursion, got to keep one's auto in peerless shape and cleanliness. Footmen to be cleaning things up before any photographs, got to keep up one's side after all.

Forgot the rollover protection.

I tried drifting a baby once. It ended poorly. Fortunately diaper rash and road rash are easily confused when the latter happens through clothing. Wasn't anywhere near as fun as that time I did an Ollie with baby Oliver, though.

That was my point mentioned with the reference to populations with both centenarian numbers and early car adoption. Early car adoption only took place significantly in part of Europe, the same part immediately afterwards subjected to the worst of two World Wars. The centenarian percentages in central and western…

Estimated 70k centenarians in the US: let's assume that one has to be at least 100 to tie her because driving a car in that era before age 10 is implausible. Worldwide, there are only expected to be around 400 supercentenarians (110+), so the attrition rate between the ages of 100 and 110 is catastrophic. Let's…

"What is the use of living, if it be not to strive for noble causes and to make this muddled world a better place for those who will live in it after we are gone?" -W. Churchill

"Super green"

Check the replies to Benjamin Preston parallel to you, I elaborated my nonsense story a *bit*. I could write a longer version if I wanted. I might later on.

To everyone, and as un-sarcastically as this image allows, a hearty congrats. Except RamblinRover. Man, eff that guy.

If you're seizing the delivery duties AND the car, is she otherwise occupied?

Just make sure they don't try to sell the hauntees WoW gold. 'Cause that will happen with Chinese haunt-center haunting. And don't mix up "haunting" with "Huan Ting". I know a guy who knows a guy who did that.