You could have the volume permanently turned off like most people hopefully do at work.

The best presentation of highlights is on NBC Match of the Day for soccer. They just roll the highlights as they happened, with the match commentators. No music or shitty puns from Chris Berman, just the goals as they happened.

Especially when New York Red Bulls average attendance is around 18,000...I wonder how they feel about this

Or drag the Super Bowl trophy through the parking lot

I think we need to grill him on his recipe for success.

Take your tank cover and jam it into the handle at the right angle and it will hold the pump on.

Just this morning I started pumping my gas with the handle locked on, walked in, bought some trail mix, and got back to my car just as the pump clicked off. Great feeling.

Deliverance

Yea, this article could have read: scramble eggs in bowl, cook over low heat for not too long, don't put ketchup on them.

Lalalalala Creeemmeeee Fraaaiiiiche

CONFIRMED: Rape charges deliver knockout blow to Mike Tyson.

YES! I keep trying to tell people this and they think I'm crazy. He's great in cameos like Eastbound and Down and Wedding Crashers, but his schtick gets old fast when he's in a whole movie.

Personally, I feel I am just 2 legit 2 quit ESPN

....potential that people are sick of Ron Burgundy already?

YEA I'M SUPRISED HE'S NOT ROLLING ON THE GROUND CUZ THEYRE ALL PUSSIES AND THERES NO GOALS shut up dipshit

Are all the refs not aware of the "clear the white line" rule? The ref had to change his path as Tomlin moved. The refs in the Jets game last week threw a flag when there were a bunch of Jets on the white line, and this guy seemed to not notice.

I wouldn't set foot on a lacrosse field or hockey rink without a cup, but I can see why football players would with the tackling and contorting of legs that doesn't exist in other sports. It's not the running, its the unnatural contortions that would be the problem with a cup.

Dwight missed the Olympics with a back injury and he couldn't go to Chicago because they couldn't have 2 Adidas players in the same market

Still think getting rid of the NCAA would make college athletics better? Even the JV NCAA has asinine rules.

What if he has a Lousiville t-shirt that he happened to get while in middle school from someone completely unrelated to the athletic program, and then decided for whatever reason to sell the shirt online while at Louisville? When do things become against the rules to sell? Is it because he got it from Louisville or…