Didn't realize he was adidas, he's already been cursed, look what happened with the Lakers

If you're in a train you might be ok,

Lionel Messi, Derek Rose, RGIII...the Adidas curse is the new Madden curse

Perfect outside-of-the-boot spin!

He took a big chunk out Everton with that kick

Yea, if I'm drunk enough to have a hangover I'm definitely too drunk to remember to do all of this shit

"Soccer is for pussies"

I think they're trying to avoid this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodgate

I thought the craziest incident was a few weeks before Lloris where Lukaku scored a header while concussing himself, admitted after the game that he didn't remember scoring, and all the commentators I saw thought this was funny.

By pain in the ass I guess I mean the price, then having to time it out to make sure its ready, the fact that it doesn't taste that good, compared to: marinate meats, turn on grill, cook in 15 minutes, consume delicious pork tenderloin.

Bobby Knight

We have a Thanksgiving day beer tasting where everyone brings their local beers (includes Oregon, Massachusetts, California, and New York), and yes, we do sit around afterwards and watch football. Sorry for being 'Murican.

We have a Thanksgiving day beer tasting where everyone brings their local beers (includes Oregon, Massachusetts, California, and New York), and yes, we do sit around afterwards and watch football. Sorry for being 'Murican.

My mom still makes the turkey, stuffing, etc., but we also grill asparagus and corn on the cob. There is always too much turkey left over, and no steak or pork tenderloin.

1. Buy lots of beer, better to have too much than too little.

1. Buy lots of beer, better to have too much than too little.

That's just a Naive Melody by you, there's plenty more to go.

You never know, this could just be a Once in a Lifetime opportunity for him and that's the only suit he had.

Biking to work along the Genesee River/Erie Canal trail is my home gym, when it snows it's walking in the woods at Cobbs Hill Park. Rochester may be losing jobs, but the parks are great!

He should come to Italy to play football. Then he will have something to whine about. Americans are very sweet and respectful towards their athletes. In Europe, when we say that we are going to kill your whole fucking family, it is very clear. It means that we are going to kill your whole fucking family.