One thing I eat a lot is sunflower seeds. If you get the flavored ones (Spitz Cracked Black Pepper), you feel like you are snacking without actually snacking.

You must work in father's garden...Actually paddle is pretty sweet, it's sort of a combination of tennis and racquetball. It's mostly played in the winter and is a great way to get outside when it's freezing out. I think it mostly started in preppy areas like Fairfield County, but it's pretty big up here in Rochester…

Lacrosse is really only preppy in New England and around Baltimore. It's played all across New York state, even on dirt-poor reservations.

Adam Carolla always says, "No Celebrity ever drove a Celebrity and no one from Malibu ever drove a Malibu"...there might be a few others like that

I am very confused on this one. It is very common and even encouraged by coaches for college lacrosse players to play in pretty competitive leagues and tournaments over the summer. The league in Rochester is very competitive, with lots of current D1 guys, and there are similar leagues in Cuse, Baltimore, and all…

Looks like he won't receive the Top Care that he would have gotten at Colgate

What was your favorite place to visit in Australia? Did you visit Nimbin?

I was thinking the same thing - they made it a point that it was extremely informal

And for extra funnies, take a sh*t in the back seat and cover it with the floor mat!

There was also a part at the beginning when he was talking about someone named Quinn, and he says "The Mighty Quinn, come on Mike, you know the song 'Come on without, come on within...'" and Tirico just stared at him. I think he has way too much time at the beginning, can't we just start the damn game at 8:30 instead…

Not drugged, just very drunk

I was leaving Charlotte after visiting a friend, and so of course I thought it was a great idea to eat a pot brownie before the short flight to Atlanta. I started walking down one of those massive terminals, and before I knew it I got to the very end and had no idea which gate I was going to. That place is huge!

At the risk of being shouted down by lacrosse haters, many teams do this during fall ball

If you look at the spot, I believe it is that v-shaped channel to the west pointing into Nazare that creates this giant wave

And yet there are still a-holes talking and driving/riding!

"Quit playin' with your dinghy!!"

"Smoke. Unless you are on an airplane."

You sound like Puddy

This is the dumbest part! If you're going to smoke inside, a big stinky blunt isn't the most subtle way to do it. Ever heard of a one-hitter under the bathroom fan?

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