Hey — shaving dude. I totally endorse the Dollar Shave Club. Yeah, they have lame commercials, but their blades are really inexpensive yet of surprisingly decent quality. I have four blades delivered every two months and it costs like four or five dollars with shipping. They also have more expensive blades if you want…

Just to clarify so I know for the rest of the playoffs:

Malcolm Smith, I'mma let you finish, but Al Qaeda had the best destruction of an over hyped Mile High fixture of the past 15 years!

Sheetz

Why would anyone even want to live for 1000 years? I'm bored as shit already and I'm only 34.

that's some seriously good form

/clicks on Deadspin

This is kinda like how the Dolphins pranked Richie Incognito with a real rat in the locker room.

This is really a bummer. The World Cup shouldn't be used to divide people. It should be a showcase of each country's best. Sportsmen who devoted their lives in pursuit of a common goal. Grinding, toiling, scraping their way towards greatness. And even if that goal is not reached, their work is not in vain. Because…

Is "sweatbreads" a typo or am I missing out on a totally awesome vice that I've never heard of?

wow. lebatard used this exact clip on his show monday when he hypothesized this exact situation.

You need to find the Clip of Kurkjian on the Lebatard show a couple years ago. The Julio Franco story. A dude from Mexico called in and told Kurkjian about how he did a post game interview with a nude Julio, and saw the "biggest monster" he's ever seen.

Part of the problem is that its hard to play any type of tackle football without risking severe injury. All it takes is one guy to roll over your leg or an inadvertent headshot to take you out.

This is yet another reason why the NFL needs to offer a developmental program that is independent of college football. Some super-talented players are understandable paranoid about injures impacting their professional value. Some players simply have no business taking (or pretending to be taking) classes at a…

I gotta give some credit to Dan Le Batard. He nailed it.

Am I the only one who thinks he hit him clearly in the chin, under the helmet?

Unfortunately, the statue of Dimitar Berbatov will remain just outside the 18-yard box for the foreseeable future.

Kids these days are too spoiled. When I was a kid, we had to get up half an hour before we went to bed, work 25hrs a day in a mill, and then when we got home our dad would slice us in two with a breadknife. None of this iPad guff, just good old-fashioned values.