Love the part where Jack just shoves Festus Ezeli in a futile effort to alert him to the fact that a fast break is happening right behind him.

Some guys just can't handle Baltimore.

Of greater concern is the way they spell 'Utah' in Maryland.

Well I'm guessing it's not black given Terry's presence.

All other questions are inferior to this one. Why the fuck won't Drew answer? What is he hiding?

If you had a wallet that gave you a dollar every time you open and closed it, would it change your lifestyle? Would you quit your job? Who would you tell about the wallet?

Okay, this is a horrible question and I apologize for it in advance. But if your wife were to die suddenly, how long do you think it would be before you masturbated? Is there some sort of grief period, or is it just too natural an instinct? And would you be thinking about your wife while you were doing it?

.....And the pain in his ass never returned. He did repay the promise he made to the child later for his help

I'm not surprised to see the all those O's fans bending over: they're used to having some asshole kid mess up their dreams of glory.

Andy Carroll.

It shouldn't be a problem though. It's not like the Americans that watch soccer love to nitpick about the smallest little details. In fact, most of them seem open to changes that make the game more approachable to the American mainstream audience.

Neither are misplaced apostrophes. Act your age.

This is how you Cage a jayhawk

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Xzbit: " Yo Dawg we heard you like to comment so we put a comment in a comment so you can comment while you comment."

RIP

I'm not actually mad. I was just seeing how much time I could get you to waste on this reply. It was less entertaining than I had hoped.

Actually, the US had a record of 0-13-1 coming into the WCQ last night. 0-13-2 is now their record in qualifiers in Mexico.

Was this filmed by Muhammed Ali?

To call a timeout, a coach must touch head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. So really, he's only like 1/6 of the way there.