My ancestors didn't come all the way from Europe so that one day a damn foreigner could sing the American national anthem!

I can't help but read "USMNT" as United States Mutant Ninja Turtles.

As an impartial non-fan of either the Jets or the Patriots, the Patriots fan base is definitely worse, so fuck off. You still haven't won shit without cheating.

This was pretty much a worst case scenario... The player with the most obnoxious fan base in sports gets signed by the team with the most obnoxious fan base in sports. "The Patriot Way" meets "Tebowmania"

Yeah, I was there that night. Had a run-in with Pacman, too.

In keeping with the Seahawks theme, no rings were exchanged in the ceremony.

0:37 - Blue shirt guy in the bottom right goes in for the smooth arm-around and then aborts last second. Somebody get this man some game!

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Chad must've fallen asleep at the beginning of the trial and missed the announcement that "The Honorable Fanny McSorebottoms is now presiding."

Yet another Bond-villain move by David Stern. Sure, we all know that he dictates every call made in every game, but this is classic reverse psychology. On the face of it, he would have to be an idiot to assign Joey Crawford to the game, since that will only arouse suspicion...but that's the cover! Now people—or should…

Shoulder fuzz?

Airbags accidentally deployed.

It makes sense, he's actually a lifelong Dodger fan.

The old idiom still stands, however, as I didn't see a single, solid kick to the ass.

For all their talent (or "talent"), England hasn't had a world-class organizer or a #10 in midfield, and all the quality in the world doesn't win you big games without players who can either dominate possession and/or create chances. Spain has Xavi and Xabi Alonso, Italy has Pirlo, Germany has Ozil and Kroos and…

I'm sure crowds of chanting German people didn't unnerve anyone in Boca Raton.

Look at Dortmund's players every time the camera cuts to them. Not a smile in the bunch.

At the end of the day, it all comes down to how good the golfing is, my friend.