Luis Suárez ate the dog.

None of the ink is as bad as this jazzbo soul patch.

Where's our coverage of the Toulon tournament? C'mon Greg, I thought you liked soccer.

There will be dozens of streams of the match available online at various semi-shady websites.

Fuck you in the ear. Purple FTW

Ray Lewis had nothing to do with it you guys.

Nothing against Toronto, but it ain't Monaco.

per week? that would more than double his current compensation and beat the record MLS salary by 300%. DP or no, that's not going to happen

*cringe*

How awesome would it be to live in Monaco as a famous, wealthy professional soccer player? How much less awesome would it be to live in Toronto? Didn't Tevez complain about Manchester's weather to the press and raise some big hubbub? Toronto?

They're identical, in fact.

Piers Morgan: the face of Arsenal.

Oh shut up about Arsenal for once.