In all fairness to A-Rod, synthetic boar hormones are naturally secreted by Madonna post-coitus.

If Southern is able to beat Gonzaga, is it OK to feel cheated that Gonzaga is the first #1 seed to lose to a 16? I feel like it'd be like if you win a conference championship in football, but only because the dominant team in the other division had a postseason ban. Yeah, it's cool, but it doesn't really count. And I…

I can imagine it now, Olympic Stadium beautifully echoing with the West Ham supporters' racist chanting as they battle Palace for a spot in the Championship playoffs. Forget Upton Park and Bobby Moore, it's time for the Hammers to author a new history.

This is also the pic they used to promote the BCS championship game and last year's March Madness. It's a shame, but I guess we shouldn't expect anything out of the NCAA other than the same sad Eko.

JMU invited Fergie to the game, but she took too long tucking in her penis.

A) Cursing makes you seem hip and edgy to morons. Intelligent people would just think you're an asshole.

1. I'm not saying EPL isn't more dangerous than other leagues. It certainly has a reputation for being more dangerous, and the reputation may well be deserved. I just haven't see any evidence that's not anecdotal.

2. For something to "work", you need to have a reachable goal. I don't know that going from "rare" to…

Come talk football with us....the other kind:

Nike really screwed up on Oregon's poster.

Jesus Christ this article again....

Goodell didn't help his cause when he asked, "If it's via hand delivery, it doesn't count, right?"

What a cornball.

Pictured (front):Ken Starr, bro

there was no dekeing or trucking going on in that video. just a bunch of slapdicks who barely know how to play lacrosse gently pushing each other for a while and then a ball dribbled into the net. pure ass.

So THEN, I went on Deadspin and talked shit on soccer! It was a f*cking EPIC afternoon!

Looked like pretty lax defence to me.

As the pass was hit, he was about a yard offside before stepping back on the other side of Mexes to receive it. It was acknowledged by all commentary teams and the halftime show, but they didn't make much of a stink about it.