Arsenal's wage bill is £1 million more per week than Tottenham's. That's a very expensive point.

This spiteful, negative attitude is the hallmark of the latter day Arsenal supporter.You all used to set your sights a lot higher than this...

Congratulations to Arsenal on (almost, not quite yet, but almost) securing a substantial revenue stream for next season. The future looks bright, as none of your key players appear to be good enough for Wenger to sell over the summer for once.

absolutely. Real Madrid obviously got really frustrated and demoralized by all the posts hit and wondersaves.

Hey, he lost like 40 pounds on that TV show!

1) CR was sitting on a booking but the Referee didn't signal for a second yellow, he pulled out a straight red.

Gabi did indeed get kicked in the face — his nose was bleeding afterwards.

Cristiano finally got sent off for kicking Gabi in the nose. The referee totally lost control of the match.

Calling him Ronaldo is an insult to the real Ronaldo.

This referee has been handing out yellow cards left and right, has already sent off Mourinho, and yet allowed Cristiano Ronaldo to get away with three fouls (including one that could have been a straight red) with no booking.

Are you aware of being featured in Sidespin?

I hate Detroit pussies. I will mess you up.

Have you read the book CRAWLING? Is your book better or worse dad memoir than that one? If I were to give one memoir to a new father, should it be this one or John Rocker's?

That smile is the submissive primate signal for "please don't murder me and my child."

iPad.

Apple invented this and it's called the iPad.

Yeah seriously I guess today we found out Magary is an OCD germaphobe parent who's raising children that are going to be allergic to everything.

I think asking other parents lots of questions is fine, especially if you're on your first kid. It's sort of a way to get a little comfort that you're not screwing up your kid as badly as it feels like you are. As long as you give it a rest eventually and get around to criticizing/praising the head coach of the local…

Fergie hitting him in the face with a boot:

Sounds like the little twat had it coming to be fair.