Only if you see no difference between building a club through player development and the transfer market as opposed to larding it with the ill gotten gains of a shady plutocrat.

now bottled in Kentucky, sadly...

oh no, £80 million! our club is doomed!

We didn't have Bale or Dembele for the previous match it's completely irrelevant. Prepare your anus.

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As a Spurs fan, let me just say that we are going to absolutely smash you on Wednesday.

blasphemy! also, hallucinations!

LOL at all the "butthurt" Chel$ki fans

Why are you so serious?

I think Mourinho would have some success before the inevitable bust up with Abramovich. His tactics won't be new to the Premier League this time, but on the other hand he could probably get some amazing stuff out of Chelsea's brilliant young midfielders. He was recently quoted saying "The trio of Hazard, Mata and…

I would guess not, but who knows. I have a feeling Rafa's unpopularity is likely to taint a lot of the tactics he has employed despite the fact that he's done some really smart things and been fairly successful.

So here's my mint julep recipe:

I don't think it matters all that much other than being an effective thing to say in winding up fans of hated rivals.

People complain and mock owners like Abrmovich who "gift" unwanted signings to their managers, but Luiz was one such signing. I think he's been a great addition to Chelsea and is one of the only younger (sort of) players that shows some inclination to leading the team when the old guard is phased out.

He's being played in the midfield today. More and more it seems to be the best role for him.

Well, fuck this guy.

ONE MAN TEAM!

I expect the bin-dippers will find this a tough punishment to swallow.

This guy would make a great lacrosse player.

It will be an Arsenal-eliminating draw.