hah! I think the missed kick was given a yellow card as an illegal fake.

Fantastic game, I am the winner of many a Passion Cup. Penalties are quite difficult on it.

not as bad as this one

Millwall: supporters so violent they have a makeshift weapon named after them.

I can't believe Deadspin hasn't covered the horse puncher yet.

Who knows whether or not it's true. The most important thing is that he called the police on Twitter trolls.

The Rabona field goal is fucking awesome. This guy is too good for the Jets.

he's even learning rudimentary sign language

He's two times the ape that cokehead Jack Wilshire will ever be.

West Ham and Chelsea supporters are a lot more likely to bring the anti-semitism than Gooners these days. Why should Arsenal need to resort to that anyways, our mutual hatred burns hot and pure without need for a racial pretext.

or, how baby cops are made.

The club gave him a lifetime ban.

He swings from the trees, he scores when he please, Gareth Bale, king of the monkeys.

Leather trapper keeper.

Why are you yelling at me???

I can't even see why you're wasting time on this tournament when the far more prestigious Europa League is being played today.

"Scoring too soon" is one of those chestnuts that is just utter nonsense. The sooner you score, the sooner your opponent has to commit to attacking, the sooner a second goal off a counter attack becomes more likely.

According to the Guardian your boners for Borussia Dortmund make you football hipsters.

Malaga looked like they were playing in three inch deep mud at the end. So sluggish and disorganized.

Meanwhile, Didier Drogba did this: