It's the perfect thing to wrap around your favorite douche.

Does anyone take the Club World Cup all that seriously? I mean, I was delighted that Corinthians beat Chelsea but don't really think they're a better side than, say, any of the other semifinalists of the UEFA Champions League last year. The problem is that it's not a real tournament. You need group stages to get…

little bits of cheese

How does anyone ever have more children after they have one? There is literally no time or interest in sex. Or does the mother suddenly get sad about how fast the child is growing and feign interest in sex to get pregnant again? Should I treat any amorous advances with the utmost suspicion?

/facepalm

Lazio are scum, I'm with you on that. Their treatment of Spurs away support was appalling.

No, that's wrong.

He was probably thinking of the East London scum, not the North London scum.

Sir Ian Darke is the best.

I pay for Fox Soccer but I watch the Champions League on ITV's live stream (unblocked with Hola unblocker) because Johnson is so bad. He knows nothing about football! He is manifestly unqualified for the job he has been hired to do.

I thought Richardson's explanation about Mussolini was fascinating and quite plausible.

People are voting for cocaine because cocaine is better than new coke, Debbie Gibson, and Tiffany.

+1

Wish everyone would ignore these dummies

Michael Bradley was PISSSED about the locker room drama. Roger Bennett has a good interview: http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/so…

So I suppose as a supporter you cheer Arsenal's financial reports and pretty much ignore their results and lack of trophies.

Yaya Toure could play linebacker.

I can imagine it now, Olympic Stadium beautifully echoing with the West Ham supporters' racist chanting as they battle Palace for a spot in the Championship playoffs. Forget Upton Park and Bobby Moore, it's time for the Hammers to author a new history.

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Playing dice, apparently.