Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

Here’s how I look at it. Whatever definition of perfect you have is false, because YOU are determining what characteristics make a perfect person. The reality is great and highly flawed people have done powerful things that have altered civilization for the better. If someone has to be perfect for you to recognize…

Except that liberals are leading the player safety cause specifically because they recognize that football players are not pieces of meat but humans.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

So witches float and wizards sink?

He thought Newsmax was the return of Sugar Smacks cereal.

Eh, it’s still not as stupid looking as his James Milner tat.

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

Ok this guy is good, but that team he was playing suuuuuuuuucked.

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.

Ad infinitum...

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

I can see you

Great blog, Albert, and perhaps an unintentional meta example of why we’re all so royally fucked.

“Yes, No, Hahahahahahahahahahaha... no... hahahahahahaha”

Kris got the name by marrying Gul Dukat, right?

I’m gonna be honest: I’ve forgotten which Cardassian is which, other than Kim.

I don’t read New York magazine, because I assumed that it’s only for people from New York. The name of the magazine is the only information I got.