♫There must be....50 Ways to Lose Your Striker

Just change the name to Mic & Mic, then the only thing you have to worry about is having a microphone for each host.

I can’t see the name ‘Jimmer Fredette’ without singing the Davy Crockett theme song:

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Tie them together and drown them in the same sack.

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

I am the fit boy doing a few air squats in the mirror and then casually stretching my quads one leg at a time and grimacing for 30 minutes. I have programmed the bike and I am pedaling. There is a bank of televisions. On a cosmic timescale, I am already dead. When I have consumed my recovery shake, you will know that…

“There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do.”

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!

I don’t like that.

My mom owns me online constantly.

There was no reason to think that Obama was a communist, or a Muslim. Anyone saying that was grossly misinformed, and making an unreasonable statement.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

Especially all the Evangelicals who came out in droves to vote for a person who had long been a personifications of excess and greed. It’s like that Bible passage about how it’s way easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle if you grab it by the camel pussy.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

I would argue that History is on his side, as the increase in economic equality from the progressive movement & new deal until the 70s was partially due to unionization and the decline of economic equality from the 70s onward is partially due to the decline of unions.

Man, why is Deadspin covering bullshit like this. What about sports? Why can’t we have a “Best QB’s of the 80's” post? Like remember Warren Moon?

“So tell us about the jobs that will be created by this stadium plan.”

What year did you graduate from Michigan State?

In all fairness, nobody’s won with a floor routine that’s 50% thumb-dance since Nadia Comaneci in 1976