It’s a me, Pedo!

Can they please get this “complete facelift” thing sorted out before this Wednesday’s game against City? Thanks.

Cums

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

I heard Bryce Harper would have handed the ball to Marshawn Lynch.

UPDATE: The Phillies have traded Harper to the Golden State Warriors, who once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

Ratings went down a little in 2017 and everyone in the league reacted as if the Black Plague had returned to prominence.

Dude looks like if Jason Statham went on a diet where he was only allowed to eat quality USMNT wins

I think I used to rent that basement apartment.

Vintage Brand seltzer is the tops. It’s really just the right amount of carbonation in a classic bottle and size - works well as a serving for a long afternoon of desk hydration, or as a mixer for cocktails in the evening.

Vintage Brand seltzer is the tops. It’s really just the right amount of carbonation in a classic bottle and size -…

I thought this was going to be an article about Gerry and the Pacemakers.

“I approve this message.”

Fuck off.

“I, for one, love to see Liverpool lads succeed.”

I guess kids these days just aren’t interested in a feta fete.

“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”

Me too.

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

*Junior turns on a 2015 Mets game, Warthen is chatting with Bartolo Colon*

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.