It’s a me, Pedo!

Can they please get this “complete facelift” thing sorted out before this Wednesday’s game against City? Thanks.

How did I not know Jason Mantzoukas was in John Wick 3?  I feel like this might be a Jacob’s Ladder scenario.

Cums

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

I still want pale spiders, big as hounds.

I heard Bryce Harper would have handed the ball to Marshawn Lynch.

UPDATE: The Phillies have traded Harper to the Golden State Warriors, who once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

Ratings went down a little in 2017 and everyone in the league reacted as if the Black Plague had returned to prominence.

I’m never going to let my wife see this.  It will just give her anxiety.

Dude looks like if Jason Statham went on a diet where he was only allowed to eat quality USMNT wins

I think I used to rent that basement apartment.

Vintage Brand seltzer is the tops. It’s really just the right amount of carbonation in a classic bottle and size - works well as a serving for a long afternoon of desk hydration, or as a mixer for cocktails in the evening.

Vintage Brand seltzer is the tops. It’s really just the right amount of carbonation in a classic bottle and size -…

For those not wanting to look into the backstory here - in 1989 (so, 29 years ago) - about 100 people were killed during a soccer game due to a ‘crush’ of people. The Sun paper came out with a story 4 days later about the ‘terrible’ Liverpool Football Club fans, about how some of them urinated on cops, and basically…

I thought this was going to be an article about Gerry and the Pacemakers.

Blog title: Redistribution of Wookies

“I approve this message.”

Fuck off.

“I, for one, love to see Liverpool lads succeed.”

I guess kids these days just aren’t interested in a feta fete.