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I stayed at a hotel in San Antonio when the Suns were playing the Spurs in the playoffs. The night before the game I was in the hotel bar, and Mike Breen, Jon Barry and Jeff Van Gundy,were who was televising the game for ESPN, were at the other table. Van Gundy got a phone call, and he just started yelling into the

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

As someone who follows the Jets: Manish Mehta is a garbage reporter.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

Boxing Day is next month, HamNo. Every year the hype around this holiday starts earlier and earlier.

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Charlie Parker w/a young Miles Davis, performing a Dizzy Gillespie composition, A Night in Tunisia. This recording contains a ‘break,’ about a minute in which came to be known as ‘the famous break.’ It is maybe 10 seconds long, but Bird tore it up.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

Who doesn’t love Arena football?

This is where Joachim Lowe steps in and turns the half-built mess into the greatest team in the world, right?

The NBA is the most progressive men’s sports league in America. It’s great to see the standard they set for other leagues to completely fail at.

This is a nightmare for those who are worried about immigration. Jeff Sessions is extremely dangerous because he actually knows quite a lot about how the immigration system works, in minute details. He’s not a dumb man either. He knows exactly where to stick the knife.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Is this guy’s name Dave perchance?

Some of my best friends are pornbots. I thought this was a place of tolerance *zips up zipper*. I bid you good day

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

Plus, his cool podium can move, too:

Pretty convenient time for that helicopter spotlight to go out.