God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.

Ad infinitum...

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

I can see you

Great blog, Albert, and perhaps an unintentional meta example of why we’re all so royally fucked.

“Yes, No, Hahahahahahahahahahaha... no... hahahahahahaha”

Kris got the name by marrying Gul Dukat, right?

I’m gonna be honest: I’ve forgotten which Cardassian is which, other than Kim.

I don’t read New York magazine, because I assumed that it’s only for people from New York. The name of the magazine is the only information I got.

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

♫There must be....50 Ways to Lose Your Striker

Just change the name to Mic & Mic, then the only thing you have to worry about is having a microphone for each host.

I can’t see the name ‘Jimmer Fredette’ without singing the Davy Crockett theme song:

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Tie them together and drown them in the same sack.

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

I am the fit boy doing a few air squats in the mirror and then casually stretching my quads one leg at a time and grimacing for 30 minutes. I have programmed the bike and I am pedaling. There is a bank of televisions. On a cosmic timescale, I am already dead. When I have consumed my recovery shake, you will know that…

“There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do.”

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!