I don’t like that.

My mom owns me online constantly.

There was no reason to think that Obama was a communist, or a Muslim. Anyone saying that was grossly misinformed, and making an unreasonable statement.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

Especially all the Evangelicals who came out in droves to vote for a person who had long been a personifications of excess and greed. It’s like that Bible passage about how it’s way easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle if you grab it by the camel pussy.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

I would argue that History is on his side, as the increase in economic equality from the progressive movement & new deal until the 70s was partially due to unionization and the decline of economic equality from the 70s onward is partially due to the decline of unions.

Man, why is Deadspin covering bullshit like this. What about sports? Why can’t we have a “Best QB’s of the 80's” post? Like remember Warren Moon?

“So tell us about the jobs that will be created by this stadium plan.”

What year did you graduate from Michigan State?

In all fairness, nobody’s won with a floor routine that’s 50% thumb-dance since Nadia Comaneci in 1976

I stayed at a hotel in San Antonio when the Suns were playing the Spurs in the playoffs. The night before the game I was in the hotel bar, and Mike Breen, Jon Barry and Jeff Van Gundy,were who was televising the game for ESPN, were at the other table. Van Gundy got a phone call, and he just started yelling into the…

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

As someone who follows the Jets: Manish Mehta is a garbage reporter.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

Boxing Day is next month, HamNo. Every year the hype around this holiday starts earlier and earlier.

Charlie Parker w/a young Miles Davis, performing a Dizzy Gillespie composition, A Night in Tunisia. This recording contains a ‘break,’ about a minute in which came to be known as ‘the famous break.’ It is maybe 10 seconds long, but Bird tore it up.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.