Who doesn’t love Arena football?

This is where Joachim Lowe steps in and turns the half-built mess into the greatest team in the world, right?

The NBA is the most progressive men’s sports league in America. It’s great to see the standard they set for other leagues to completely fail at.

This is a nightmare for those who are worried about immigration. Jeff Sessions is extremely dangerous because he actually knows quite a lot about how the immigration system works, in minute details. He’s not a dumb man either. He knows exactly where to stick the knife.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Is this guy’s name Dave perchance?

Some of my best friends are pornbots. I thought this was a place of tolerance *zips up zipper*. I bid you good day

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

Plus, his cool podium can move, too:

Pretty convenient time for that helicopter spotlight to go out.

No, you have to trade places with one of us, according to the conventions of the Trump/InCaseOfEmergency,HaulAss Accord.

What if I already live in Canada? Can I please stay here?

Hope he makes a quick return from the 3-day disabled list.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

I assume you are married to a leprechaun?

First they came for the sheriffs.

Weird, there’s been a 9/11 every year I can remember.

My favorite debunk is when Buzz Aldrin punched a guy right in the face for suggesting it

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”