Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

When Roy Cohn calls you callous you need to invest in a whole body PedEgg.

I refuse to believe that anyone actually buys this shit. I can’t accept a reality in which people affix pewter charms to their towels.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Maybe the only time he’s been happy to have missed the penalty.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Gossman’s fried shrimp in a basket is the BEST.

The filming was mainly planned for Montauk, the last stop on the LIRR and one of the most beautiful beach towns in New York City.

And he has to sign each one individually!

See this is why no one likes Cards fans

Draymond Green could have kicked Messi in the balls. Probably a more effective strategy.

Certainly not the first time Bale has had an explosive impact

I think I’m sophisticated ‘cause I’m living my life
Like a good ole Welsh human
But all around me Ronaldo’s stealing goals and
He’s walking round like God man
So I’m no better than the wingers
On the benches of Madrid
Cause compared to the Zidanes and the Benzemas and the Kroos
I am an apeman.

I think Reilly’s is worse than Schilling’s because Reilly’s bad take was an original one. Reilly thought that up himself and thought it was a really good point. Schilling “just” shared a meme.

The Curry family has gone from best sports baby to most sports babies.

Shit. We know what happened the last time Mohammed was fed up with the jets.

Is it Jennifer Lopez?

That’s awesome.... good thing they didn’t play ‘Waterloo,’ being in France and all.