Zardes is so frustrating, because he has all of the physical tools and seems to do something world-class about once every 120 minutes. He reminds me of someone playing FIFA who holds the turbo button the entire time.

That’s a very weak rickroll.

Any truth the rumor that Leitch is considering raising funds to buy Gawker media just to put a stop to the reporting on Cardinals losses?

Remember, he’s not an athlete who made a mistake: he’s a criminal who can swim.

I think you meant to write “Woke Baeby”

Guys out there with a bald spot know exactly why you wear a cap in the sun.

Mine? Game 3 of the NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs. I NEVER see that one coming...

What is the top “Oh, that’s today??” sporting event?

Jefferson was the wackest of founding fathers.

In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

Analytical minded GMs:

Am I the only one that still associates him with his rivalry with Marcus Camby?

How on earth is “try to be nice to people” a ‘take’?

Jesus. Cockeye Jones would be proud.

I get why you guys would make the connection with The Natural, but watching Colon run around the bases in slow-mo actually reminded me more of Baywatch.

Oh please. Try being someone who grew up in the 80s who gets to watch the *sons* of the stars back then age and falter. Prince Fielder has an OPS of .521!

“I don’t even like the water.”

“The Dark Knight’s Bane” would have been far more appropriate.

It was right up until you started diving into the part about the technical differences between the Sindar and Avari. That's when her eyes glazed over...

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.