Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

But she’s only a celebrity because of her talent! What a world, what a world.

Congrats to Pellegrini and the entire Man City organization on a tremendous campaign. Job well done. Wait, what? 4th? But Billy said...

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

That’s not fair—the guys commenting on ESPN definitely aren’t getting paid.

I mean she has her art history degree from St. Andrews, which is a pretty great university, so I’m assuming her thought process is a bit more complex than “is it pretty.”

This morning I was doing dead lifts while gazing at a picture of Hamilton Nolan.

I like to think there were signs. Just shooting shit in the locker room “When I was growing up I had a crush on Murphy Brown.” “What, dude?”

Today and today only, it’s a pity that Margaret Thatcher isn’t still alive and aware enough to see the lies her police and government told about Hillsborough revealed and repudiated before the courts and public.

As much as I hate it, Curt Schilling has free speech and ESPN should have respected that. I hate what he says, but I think Abraham Lincoln said it best: “Give me liberty, or give me death.”

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

Nah, as a guy who has lost the ability to rock the main boulevard of his cranium, I have only a begrudging respect for the widehawk.

“It takes 3 ingredients to make a cocktail, 2 is an emergency” *Peggy, Mad Men

I didn't know people still mailed their taxes...

Unfortunately boneless.

roomtemperature ironically coming in hot....

“We were up there until 3 in the morning, just talking and looking at the lights. Then I took her home and it was the most perfect, most romantic first date ever.”

“Hello, Rick Reilly? Yes, Deadspin here- look, I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but we have an assignment for you.”

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE