Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

Here is Fabio Borini playing the part of supposed heavyweights Chelsea, Liverpool, and Manchester United

Do they have one of those TVs where the SD feed takes up, like, half the screen? I always wonder whether people just think they made the TVs weird or something - LIKE, AREN’T YOU CURIOUS ABOUT ALL THAT BLACK SPACE ON YOUR GIANT TELEVISION?

To say nothing of the local rules caused by conditions at whatever oddly shaped field where a pickup game might be played. Growing up we played at a park that was wasn’t wide enough for a regulation field. There was a rule that if you hit into Rex the German Shepherd’s back yard, a yard that encroached into the left…

My ex had never been to a baseball game and wasn’t really into it, but I love baseball, so I was like “let’s go to a game! you’ll love it! It’s not boring or stupid!”

I don’t know if I’d protest it. But in the spirit of Jezebel’s Would U’s, I’d certainly fuck it.

Her first answer in the whole thread is amazing. When asked what element of natural parenting is worst she said this:

⚠TRIGGERED⚠

I’m so fucking cool I am literally the product of P and V sex. At least that’s what my parent’s say.

Awww man! Soooo ... we were going to wait to announce this until next week but I’m terrible at keeping secrets — I’m coming back to Deadspin :)

Seeing some of those article titles really makes me miss Jolie. I think I’ll pick up some white vinegar when I go to the store tomorrow. Not to use. No. Just.. just to have. To hold. To remember...

Kara would be a 1000% improvement on Haisley though.

This is making me very uncomfortable, partially because this sounds like a deadly boring book, but mostly because I wore a white dress....and white elbow length gloves to my prom. Earnestly. In 1998.

My ex-girlfriend and I had a list. It was mostly just a fun way to engage in a little fantasy and we never took it seriously.

I feel like this about Xabi Alonso

The wife and I have had this conversation numerous times.

+1 Oklahoma

I think this is in-game meta-commentary pertaining to his own writing.

Has Jordan Sargent had butter yet?