Jim Tomsula strikes again!

Tell me more about this unknown teen looking to score.

Unimpressive. The ball does that every time I swing a golf club, and I don’t even have a screen in front of me.

This. If you’re married, cheat with other married people.

Clearly not a lot of Savage Love (the podcast by Dan Savage) listeners here. I used to think, “Once a cheater, always a cheater”, and I would want to know and that it was relationship-ending. Maybe I would feel that way if I were just dating someone casually. But with the soon-to-be Mr. BabyGirlsMomma, I feel like I…

Seeing that it is Van Persie, my guess is that is an ambulance.

Trump voters:

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

Oh, great. Another Duke hater on Deadspin.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

Please abandon your resolutions so my gym can go back to normal.

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

Just another mistake by Jim Tomsula at Levi’s Stadium.

I’m having a hard time figuring out if this is an article about someone’s struggle to keep themself alive or was an ad for a Plant app....Either way, it was slow descent into madness and I’d like to purchase the movie rights.

Hot Karl. Obviously.

This is a dumb questions, and irrelevant since well I can’t think of any white liberal being afraid of that individual. There are two types of white liberals the ones that will be stumbling over themselves to be the best white liberal ally they can spending so much time deconstructing their own privilege and pandering…

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

Somewhere, someplace, a drunk, homeless, Dennis Mersereau calls out: “DAMN YOU DENTON! THIS WAS MY TIME! ! MY TIME TO SHINE!”