“ I peeked at 11.”

“Oh yes,” he ejaculated.

You’d think David Boreanaz was used to dealing with bloodsuckers.

It’s not really fair to call them Trailblazers. Other NBA teams have been doing this for years.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Is that the one where he pulls a muscle after a few seconds and then sits on a bench for five months?

You're not allergic to crunchy, are you?

I have a Fantastic Thanksgiving story:

My mother had gone through chemo and was in no shape to do the traditional Thanksgiving dinner. No problem, I’ll take care of it, I told her. My wife made her deadly slow-cooked green beans in the crock pot, I made mashed potatoes and baked rolls, and I buttermilk-brined a turkey that came out so incredible juicy and…

That’s almost as bad as when players 53, 1, 80, and 08 did a group handstand.

Guess the kid just didn’t have it in him.

“Hickory Dickory Dock. I fucked that bitch OHHH”

Well my name is Benny C and im here to say...

Yeah he’s basically replacement level, which is a lot better than some of his clan could say.

The dreams of not going to a class the entire semester and then having to take a final never stop. I’m 15 years out and still get them regularly. It’s usually an English class. Since I have degrees in both computer science and mechanical engineering, I placed little value on the required English classes, that I often…

As opposed to reading the article and not just darting down to comment.

I sincerely hope that they include my asshole neighbor who can be seen here watering his lawn IN THE RAIN.

“I could take him.”

It was the right decision to let him start the 9th.