Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

Boomer Esiason stirred some shit

Being feminist doesn’t mean running and screaming at the first sign of the frank or the beans. Jezzies love to associate feminism with ladylike class but I posit this: men aren’t raised with the shaming as the default way to control them, so perhaps their attitudes towards their manbits are neutral and women are the…

Well I know alcohol is often a factor in how babby is formed?

My favorite part was when Joe Buck broke into the international announcing booth, clubbed Matt Vasgerian to death, and then started broadcasting from there.

Yes but UNFETTERED OUTRAGE.

I find myself not caring *that* much if schools don’t rescind the honorary degrees. I can imagine valid and reasonable arguments both for and against.

When I was little, my sisters invited me to play hide and seek with them. I was super excited because they never wanted to do anything with me. However they had spent hours recording themselves on cassette tapes saying things like “over here!” “getting warmer” or “mikey, come and find us”. They then hide the tapes in…

While the student passed her concussion protocol, the officer was hit with a four week ban for a positive decadurabolin screen.

Jeb! is no Vito Corleone. He is clearly Fredo Corleone.

Good thing he’s got a thousand years to set things Reich.

My six year-old woke up this morning and put the game on DVR (having been made to go to bed long before it ended cuz it was a school night). A while later, as his mother was yelling at him (ok, me) to turn the tv off and get dressed, he asked if we could just “fast forward to the part where Murphy hits a home run.” I…

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

Albert,

I believe the LDS is limited to hot chocolate.

It’s all fun and games until someone breaks Ruben Tejada’s other leg.

I’ll often do a little stand up routine on the initial meeting. It helps if you are a different race from her parents so you can really highlight the day-to-day differences between your races.

Now is not the time for petty gotcha articles. We should all be focusing on praying for a full recovery for my all-time favorite Laker.

Of course he was able to harass for such a long time; the light warning can take thousands of years to reach the earth.