The bad part is I could totally see it being the premise for a Hollywood rom-com. “Meg Ryan thought she was gonna be dead in two years when she promised Tom Hanks a date in five years. Now she’s a survivor who’s finally ready to live, and he’s a hopeless romantic with a heart of gold. Coming to theatres this November,…
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The way I read it:
I can’t believe I’m about to type this:
If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.
I squeaked, said, “That’s four pounds seventy”
15 years ago, 16 year old me thought Bob Ley was lame. About five years ago, I started realizing how awesome Bob Ley really is. This is the icing on the Bob Leyer cake.
Probably a low-lying fairway with an uphill second shot to the green? Green doesn’t even have to be that elevated, really.
“No it’s cool because we said ‘African American’ instead of ‘black,’ which means we aren’t racist.”
I lived right on Ocean Parkway, or near it, for around 10 years. This is true in that it’s a slog to get from Prospect Park to Coney Island at the best, but the 25 mph limit doesn’t help. It was, however, not some version of Tokyo Drift before... the limit used to be a zany THIRTY miles per hour before “Vision Zero.”
They are dead :-(
That’s certainly a convenient response. Example: several years ago, Sarah Palin tried to invoke “feminism” in this speech. Does that, by definition, make her a feminist?
Dismiss the troll, he’s here babbling about how women don’t dress normal or some such bullshit
Thought this was Williamsburg at first
I’m going to have some really devastating jokes to contribute once I get finished reading this post through a hole in a sheet.
I will never not wear birkenstocks everyone can go fuck themselves those shoes are comfortable as fuck
please, that guy eats eminems for breakfast.
I’m choosing to believe that Pizza Hut staffers have to pack up their office supplies in pizza boxes.
I find people who share someecards embarrassing so I understand this parent’s concern.