Remember after school specials and the kid who would say “Josh— you don’t HAVE to give in to peer pressure! You’re still cool if you don’t drink!”and then looks disapprovingly at Josh when he drinks anyway? Yeah. That was my life story.
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if you believe a widespread campaign of silence and complicity is a more logical explanation than one set of transposed letters.
This is delusions-of-grandeur-shaming, MoGlo.
Working the El Crab Catcher on Kaanapali beach on Maui. A polite and (I’m pretty sure) unintoxicated couple is having lunch. I have to add the beach view is great, the ocean, the sand...
Take, drink this, for this is my blood which is given to you. Do this in defiance of thirst.
lofuckingl
“She says she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn’t really understand how cancer works.”
your casual use of “cromulent” embiggens my spirit.
No creepier than me asking I guess. Come sit by me and we can be weird voyeurs together, there’s safety in numbers.
She’s trying to change weed’s image with her Beverly Hills Cannabis Club, which sells “designer” pot targeted to women that runs for $700 an ounce and comes wrapped in gold foil. To go with it, she’s created a range of $15,000 pavé diamond vaporizers (“why not make it a luxury fashion accessory?”), plus she’s got a…
[cries scratches uncontrollably]
[reads story]
Damn it I got here too early to read any good stories.
There’s Norway anything like this should ever happen.
Reggie must have said this 10 times during the game. I kept waiting to see if any of his “puns” would eventually meet the criteria of actually being puns.
To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.
It’s an opt-in, though. If you don’t want randos DMing you, just don’t enable the feature (I will not be).
Cheesy joke.
When Fantasitic Voyage was released, Tim Duncan was a freshman at Wake Forest.