Ask Jeremy Clarkson if you don’t believe me.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

“I would give myself a C-,” says Gwyneth Paltrow on her failed attempt at the NYC Food Bank Challenge.

Uh...nope. This isn't correct.

Good point, Greg.

And you would know, of course.

In the next Adequate Man, "How to adjust to the girlfriend moving in after you've lived by yourself for years."

This is ‘Murica!!!

He’s gotta be looking at at least a four game suspension for this. Possibly more if a video surfaces.

If I had to pick one team for this, and no offense to Koeman, it would be Southampton. They are perfect for Klopp's philosophy.

Klopp was somehow able to make little old Dortmund—a club that had been mired in midtable mediocrity in the years prior to his appointment—a true rival to world giant Bayern Munich

I think Klopp's biggest mistake was the offseason firing of one of his top assistants, Gustav Klipp. Dortmund just didn't have the proper rhythm after that.

My ability to pay attention was impaired because I was either a child, drunk, or at work. I have really distinct memories of a sheep shearing competition, a father/son pairing trying to hit on my mom and I at a Trisha Yearwood show, and a drunk couple (not at all) subtly trying to get me to go back to their hotel and…

I think, and this is based off of like, a few National Western Stock Show visits, and a couple of trips to Cheyenne Frontier Days, and a couple to the Greeley Stampede, and working at the state fair and oh my god when the fuck did I go to all of these things?!

Pfft. I read the article on Gawker like 15 minutes ago.

Kelly Clarkson. Just a wild guess...

What do we know? We’re just a bunch of uppity New Yorkers who probably like contemporary art.

The movie says that rodeo is different from professional bull-riding! And who am I to disagree with a Nicholas Sparks movie?