All Men Must Drink

"Back end management"

“yes...we also blame the NYPD.”
-New York Knicks.

I'm having a little trouble finding the "Sponsored by the American Psychological Association" disclaimer.

Personally, I prefer to let my rage build up until I take it out on someone who deserves it, like that bitch at the grocery store that rang up that block of cheese twice and didn't realize it until I pointed it out. YOU'RE A FUCK UP OF A HUMAN BEING LISA! I MAKE YOUR YEARLY SALARY IN A MONTH! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS…

Chicken lady!

This needs all the stars.

Pretending is for children and women. Not for real men.

“I have to tell ya–eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough”

“I have to tell ya–eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough.”

Someone else this guy didn’t respect: the fan sitting directly behind him.

is this her Lana del Rey costume?

I’d call it even between him and Lagares.

I suspect I am still a teen, tbh.

I wish I could, but UEFA and Bob’s Burgers keep me attached.

I might love you.

Writing opinion pieces on issues where there isn’t a meaningful debate is silly. Here’s my scorching hot take: “Getting hit in the nuts is really painful.” Take that all you people who don’t think it’s really painful to get hit in the nuts.

“If you don’t like death-grunting-weight-droppers...”

Another option for getting tickets:

The budget is $29 per person. The groceries she photographed would be for an individual, not a family.