Jesus Christ, we get it, they pay you by the word.
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Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.
Yep. Fred Phelps made his name as one of the lawyers that helped take down Jim Crow laws in Kansas during the 1950s and got a lot of awards from the NAACP and such. Yet, he couldn't seem to understand that Westboro was preaching the exact same message against LGBT people that segregationists had against minorities.
"Hello, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery."
Brian Wilson is the father of Wendy and Carnie, not Dennis.
#feelsorryforyou
Every time I drive at night, some complete fuck driving a BMW will blast his dickhead halogen lights and blind me via my side mirror.
I have to ask...this is just light-hearted funny, and not based on correcting the social idiocy of actual people you've met, right?
Bulleit Rye makes an excellent Manhattan.
Booooooo
Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]
goddamn you.
your* so close...
Singing with 5 waxworks R2s or 5 waxworks Jimmys? I got to know.
I'LL SHOW YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING GOLF HOLE
Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!
Man, let's find you some better porn.
Memes and emojis both made it into the top 8? This is foul. If makeup beats sex I am leaving this site and becoming an MRA.