just because people hate bush doesn't mean a movie or play is good.

This post is fantastic, I'm glad that GRRM hasn't killed you yet, Blackfish.

Nien Nunb wore it better

Dressing like this is more or less the opposite of not giving a fuck.

i was at the mall with my gf, she was in some random other store like express or something and I was gonna meet her by the exit. She said 'ok I'm coming'

Why would you date someone who would set traps for you? If you're dating a cool and good person, she is not setting a trap for you.

my dad goes by "Buddy" because his real name is "Allison", and he was born in 1948, a time after names like Lindsey and Ashley stopped being common place in the Americsn south but decades before we as a society even started to reconsider our gender norms. He couldn't go by his middle name because his father claimed…

Hernandez: Is this a yellow cab?

Bedard: "Weren't you pissed off?"
Cabbie: "Quite the opposite, in fact."

"Professor History" is what my students call me. You can call me Ginger.

The often-quoted Blackstone's formulation says, "It is better that 10 guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer." Benjamin Franklin later tweaked the quote, changing the 10 to a whopping 100. Hernandez later shot Benjamin Franklin, after an altercation at a nightclub.

I think the quote about the wedding being the "point" and not the marriage afterwards is really important. I worked weddings, and we would take bets on which brides would be depressed after the honeymoon based on how completely insane they were about the day itself. Spending a lot of energy planning isn't the problem,…

I'm not going to blame anyone other than Clarkson, but if there was a job opening to serve him steak while being brutally assaulted I would be there with bells on.

Imax is still in the running, but Gchat and Eggplant Friday are not?

"I know you want to run with this one John, but I say we throw it back to the studio."

He's just checking out Clayton's ponytail.

@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

I should be more clear: what I said above is exactly what I want to happen to my dead idiot body.

I think everyone sending in stories from their 8th grade trips could be an article in itself. Mine involves nutri-grain bars, boobs and a Danzig CD.

Ghosts over aliens blowing my world-view any day. I already believe that aliens exist moreso than a spiritual plane. But mostly because that would mean my mom's ghost has been sadly watching me masturbate as a single, middle-aged adult, which is usually followed by me turning on my PS4 to play Destiny or commenting on…