I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

How about you just don’t read the posts that don’t interest you? Perhaps go for a walk and yell at some clouds instead.

If there’s one thing this election has made clear, it’s that Donald Trump can’t possibly possess the discipline and patience to have a low single digit handicap.

Hillary Clinton went to Yale Law School, so I’m gonna go ahead and say that she doesn’t consider 3 or 4 days of studying to be excessive.

Hurricane Center has monopoly on data. No way of verifying claims.

Senator Ayotte, is Mr. Trump a role model for children?

“How come I never hear back about any of the jobs I email my resume to?” - Spencedog and Rocket

So this is the post where I get to talk about my fantasy team, right?

Roy Moore should be strapped to a chair and made to watch healthy interactions between gay parents and their children, a la A Clockwork Orange.

“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”

Really great bears with excellent taste in fowl. Duck is delicious and I’d like to eat it about 10x more often than I do. Maybe if I were a bear...

Weird. It’s almost like calling black people animals who should be caged and pointing out that they’re being systematically oppressed are two completely different things.

If he had Buddy Ryan running the defense, yes.

This right here is why Donovan has, despite being one of the better players ever to suit up for the USMNT, always been the butt of jokes. Dude has no self-awareness. He was obviously responding to a question in this instance, but it never occurred to him that the answer would sound a bit sad and desperate.

Like agar? That stuff is great. Full of culture.

That’s what he said? I’d seen other media reports and they all claimed he used some kind of “n-word”, but I was completely fucking stumped.

This is a very good comment.

Seems to me that intentionally creating a dangerous situation that directly results in an otherwise-preventable death should have some kind of penalty.

Fuck this closed-minded shit.

It’s the first metric on the chart published directly below the headline.