Nah, they were seated at the other end of the stadium (and I was in the upper deck anyway).

Absolutely.

Kessell?

Read. The. Whole. Post.

I never watched any of the Bachelor/Bachelorette until this season and I’m shocked to find out how boring it is.

RE: when to set the spaghetti timer

I don’t see why it’s surprising. Doesn’t it make intuitive sense?

Preserving the old ways from being abused
Protecting the new ways for me and for you
What more can we do?

(in just a few weeks he’ll be off training with the national team for the Olympics)

Same.

I love the ocean. Love it.

See, what you just described is basically a liberal with a sense of fiscal responsibility. My shorthand for those people is “grownup”.

Two ladies?

Huh.

I think we’re all misunderstanding this quote. Trump’s not “trying” in the sense that he’s attempting to succeed. He’s “trying” in the sense that he’s difficult and hard to endure.

So this luncheon was really a Dinner for Schmucks-inspired prank on these socialites, right?

You don’t wanna fuck with public television.

The most remarkable part of this cloning operation is that they appear to use the bulk of their tremendous power to clone otherwise unremarkable famous people.

I live in New York and have a gym membership that costs $60/month. I can go whenever I like for as long as I like, and can attend any classes* they have. This is not a brag, this is me expressing consternation at the idea that you need to have some expansive rainbow of group exercise options when you can just join the…

The only part that baffled my personal elitist sensibilities is that she has somehow managed to have never heard of Ted Cruz even though he’s been running for president for the past 684 consecutive months. That’s a level beyond just “not following politics.”