Robin Van Persie has always struck me as the kind of guy who would try to fuck your wife.
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Plain seltzer wins again!
Marcus Mitchell’s screen grab is an affont to good taste.
Even if that room were filled with gleeful supporters gazing rapturously at a triumphant Carly Fiorina, it would be one of the saddest looking damn rooms I’ve ever seen.
I’m picturing a young Mike Francesa in 1969, shouting down the Jets fans on his block.
He was a very bad singer in his prime, so I can’t imagine it’s better now.
a/k/a the “Not-So-Great Live Acts Tour”
Yeah, and I bet she’s not even one of the five people you meet in Heaven.
Disagree!
The Beatles in The Lord of the Rings would’ve been terrible, but what a pop culture artifact it would’ve made!
Every time I see something about this story I get all excited for something juicy to read, but my eyes always end up glazed over halfway through.
I haven’t thought about drinking a root beer in quite a while, but now I’m pretty sure I’m going to drink one before the day is out.
It’s times like these when I’m thankful to live less than 2 blocks from my favorite bar, and that the owners live even closer.
This is the good stuff. Beautiful comment.
Aw, and I bet those jokes he was gonna make were some real humdingers! This is a real loss for the people of New Hampshire and Nobama joke enthusiasts everywhere.
This is like the hallucination of an American flag lapel pin on acid.
If you support a party that supports discrimination against you, you are an idiot. Full stop.
To sum up:
Hence the futility of the gesture. It’s not smart if it doesn’t actually get you anything tangible.
Man Makes Futile Gesture, World Fails to Take Notice