Preliminary analysis indicates the presence of an area different in its temperature than the other parts of the northern wall

So, um...West Point does not charge tuition and never has.

Good.

That’s kind how we started off, though. The first few elections we had, the candidates didn’t openly campaign for office because it was bad form to declare interest in power.

the Grammys for people who hate ObamaCare, basically

+1 box of Fruity Pebbles

No, I’m just the kind of person who isn’t shocked to find out that people in the past had different attitudes/beliefs/understandings about the world around them.

Yeah, but...duh? He’s a relic from another time. This is like finding out ancient peoples believed in multiple gods.

Yeah, it’s shocking that an old guy writing over 50 years ago would not get how this stuff works. Totally weird and shocking. Why didn’t he have the enlightened attitudes of people living decades after his death? I guess it’s a mystery we’ll never solve.

As a lifelong NYC resident, I continue to be amazed at the importance suburbanites place on their fucking lawns.

I can’t speak for everyone else, but I’m into it because I produce a series of webcam videos of naked pregnant women eating various foods.

It’s a brave man with a short memory who declares Arsenal legit in November.

This is so weird. I’m working (literally working on this at my desk this minute) on a project related to NYPD harassment of minorities by using quality of life and traffic offenses as a pretext for arrest. Usually they just go with some bullshit about resisting arrest, but holy hell did they hit the jackpot with this…

I’m a massive Premier League fan who’s engaged to a massive Real Housewives fan, so...yeah, I guess this is going to be in my life now.

They drank until their national accent changed? How’d they do that? Heck, I’m not even mad. That’s amazing!

“This Blatter guy is making some very valid points.” - Dennis Hastert

I don’t believe there’s any such thing as printer-customer confidentiality.

I’ve felt bad for David the whole season, really. He fucked up and hurt his wife, but he’s not the first person to stray in a marriage. It’s really common from what I understand!

Hey, girl.

Step 1: act like a decent, normal adult human.