You can take public transportation to a number of actual, real life beaches without ever leaving New York City.

“Lumbersexuals” is code for effete straight dudes in $200 jeans who happen to be wearing plaid shirts.

“Running 100 miles is definitely bad for you.” - me, as soon as I learned ultramarathons existed

And get a load of Mistress Abyss’ Twitter bio. I think she thinks it means something!

My pappy was a Papist, his pappy was a Papist, and his pappy’s pappy was a Papist. And consarnit, our people will be Papists in perpetuity.

Why does the Pope hate freedom so much?

Obviously this is vicious and deplorable, and I’m sure other commenters will delve into that. But me? I’m just wondering about that “heretic” part. Did they experience some kind of dogmatic schism that led to the end of their marriage?

It was legit filthy in 1798, tho.

Ah, yes. I remember the sight of burned out cars all over the damn place. When I was a kid I didn’t even know that was a weird thing!

I was born in Brooklyn in 1978. I never saw the desperate lows the city experienced in the 70s, but I remember much of the 80s well. It was a lot dirtier, and a lot more dangerous.

Yup, we’ve seen it before and so have they. You don’t need to say it, and you’re probably better off that way. You just sit back and let the porn industry inevitably make you rich.

I bought a shit ton of really good sausage from a fancy butcher, brought* it to my dad’s house, and grilled it. Number 1 son over here.

Check your organic privilege.

I’d love a workout partner, but I don’t have any friends who are interested in joining me at the gym at 6AM to lift weights before work. And there’s no way I’m wading into the morass of the post-work gym scene. Just too crowded.

And when you clean your toilet, really clean it. Make sure you get all up under that rim, folks. There’s a lot of nastiness hiding in there that can cause some stank.

But Google didn’t start out as a telecom, so they didn’t already control the telecom infrastructure. His logic holds up just fine.

Nobody should condone indiscriminate hashtagging like that. Defeats the entire purpose of the hashtag, really.

America’s been showing it’s ass for years now, so this sort of thing is to be expected.

This is the weakest attempt at being offended I’ve seen in a long time.

Hey, I’ve always felt that! So am I a rich person now?